We sit down to eat and the potato's a bit hot so I only put a little on my fork and I blow whooph whooph until it's cool just cool then into the mouth nice. And there's my brother he's doing the same whooph whooph into the mouth nice. There's my mum she's doing the same whooph whooph into the mouth nice. But my dad. My dad. What does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth. Then that really does it. His eyes pop out he flaps his hands he blows, he puffs, he yells he bobs his head up and down he spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he says, "Watch out everybody- the potato's very hot." By Michael Rosen