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Aunti Agnes's Cat

My Auntie Agnes has a cat.

I do not like to tell her that

Its body seems a little large

(With lots of stripes for camouflage).

Its teeth and claws are also larger

Than they ought to be. A rajah

Gave her the kitten, I recall,

When she was stationed in Bengal.

But that was many years ago,

And kittens are inclined to grow.

So now she has a fearsome cat -

But I don't like to tell her that.

Colin West