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The Giant's Accidents

 

The giant stood up and hit his head:

he gasped and fell back on the bed.

 

The bed broke with a mighty crack -

he dropped right through and bumped his back.

 

He lept up with a mighty roar

and knocked his elbow on the door.

 

He stiffened with the sudden pain

and then he hit his head again.

 

He staggered round - the room was reeling -

he slipped and crashed straight through the ceiling.

 

To try and stop his sudden fall

he stretched hhis armm to grasp the wall.

 

The noise was heard all over town:

the whole house swayed and tumbled down.

 

He tunnelled up from underneath

with bits of floorboards in his teeth.

 

He shook his beard: some bricks dropped out

and gave his nose a nasty clout.

 

"It can't get worse", he gave a grin,

then slipped on a banana skin.

 

by

Charles Thomson